So? He owns a gun.

Second amendment says he can and you know what? If I get into a bind he's going to be the first one I call to help me out!


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Officer Piccolo took the day off.

He deserves it.


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Pssst! Tom. Watch him say

"Who,me?"


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Why do I stay with the force?

I like surprises and I get several of them daily


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Widow Baddo?

What do you mean you're not a widow? Guess again... Two in the X-ring outside of Ray's liquor store.


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Jimmy, you can't drink tonight.....

Why not? Because I'm tired of carting you home when you get soused. It's my turn! Your driving ME home toniight!.... Bartender! Jimmy's cut off tonight!


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C'mon, Sarge.

Whaddya mean someone said they saw a police car roar off from in front of Sweeneys place a few seconds before his mailbox blew up? ...You don't say?...Really?... Who'da ever thought... Who, me?...Yeah, I turned in the cherry bombs I took away from the kids...Yeah, all of them....Would I lie to you?...Musta been kids, Sarge.



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Huh. Interesting thought...

I probably WOULD have made a pretty good crook. I guess it was just a matter of which side I wanted to be on.




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Damn!

You sure know how to ruin my entire day. You put me in a position where I HAVE to run you in. Do you have any idea how it makes me feel to haul a pretty good kid like you in and screw up his life?
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Thanks for making my day. Do you have any idea how good it makes me feel to run a jerk like you in?




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Tom, You have any of those

corporate 10% discount cards you can spare?... Yeah, I know I can get a discount just for wearin' this blue suit, but they're not for me. There's a couple of people on my beat that sure could use a little help...Thanks, Tom.



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Hey, Timmy! I'll give you a little heads up.

Helen Doud's making pies for the church bake sale. I'll betcha she'll bake an extra if you pick up the trash that blew all over her yard in yesterday's windstorm.



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Sweeney,

why don't you save me the time and grief and just call Charlie Chan to solve this little mystery.



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"Baby puke!

Oh, well. It beats wino puke by a long shot."



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Where did I get my badge?

Where the hell do you think? I sent in twenty-five cents and two specially marked box tops from Post Toasties. Where the hell do you think I got it? Now where did YOU get your driver's license? Off a Wheaties box?



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There are a loot of things about this job that just plain suck,

but seeing you smile is not one of them. Glad to have helped you out, Bob.


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Hell, Kid, Old Lady Thornton could whip me in a fair fight....

Yeah, I know. Fact is, I cheat.


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I'm getting too old for a lot of things

, but I'm NEVER gonna get too old for this! You have the right to remain silent....


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How did I get this beat?

Simple. I hated working in the rich neighborhood so when I stopped the mayor's kid for speeding, I wrote his ass up. I couldn't resist. It was the smartest thing I ever did. I heard that they were talkin' about transferrin' me so last week I nailed a city councilman for a DUI! You ain't gettin' rid of me in the near future.



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Mister,

the legs that are attached to the feet you're steppin' on right now are also attached to the ass you're gonna have to kiss here in about two minutes.



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HQ-4, It's unit five-four to you, Sonny.

Keep callin' me car 54 and you're gonna need a few serious sick days off.



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