Simple. I hated working in the rich neighborhood so when I stopped the mayor's kid for speeding, I wrote his ass up. I couldn't resist. It was the smartest thing I ever did. I heard that they were talkin' about transferrin' me so last week I nailed a city councilman for a DUI! You ain't gettin' rid of me in the near future.
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