The way an Old School sailor would handle things (until he got canned)
Welcome to rural Vermont! If you are stumbling down the side of a road you'll likely get a free ride home. The local cops love to see someone that is at least trying to think of the consequences of a DUI. Compared to middle TN, where sleeping it off in the backseat of your car is construed as attempted DUI and a bust.I like it in my village in VT.